Sniff sniff...

The year of the Rabbit is upon us! Can you feel it? A little softer, fluffier, slower, cuddlier...and of course, I'd be doing myself a dis-service if I didn't mention that they have sex a lot. WOO HOO! Year of the rabbit is also MY year, and dammit, I won't settle for a calm one!

There will be MUCH interpretive dance -


There will be unbridled unleashing of the inner faerie like never before -


And an artistic public toilet pilgrimage-


And of course, staying true to my beloved Rabbit...GETTING SEXY!


*Dusts hands and reclines in comfy grandad-esque chair.* My work here is done.